Still Here?

In case you've been living under a rock, the world was supposed to end at 6:00pm local time, wherever you live. See, Jesus cares about your schedule, and apparently He had a wonderful feast prepared in Heaven, since He was taking us away from our barbequed ribs and bonfires. Some (read: all) of us didn't get raptured. *Insert sad faces here.*

Want the world to know you survived the NOTcalyspe? Check out these tees: http://isurvivedtherapture.org/ I know when I can I'm getting one for each of us. Maybe I can even convince them to make some for my dogs and cats, cuz you know, they weren't raptured either. The shirts are twelve bucks, and come in a variety of colors and adult sizes. I'm partial to the black shirt with white survival lettering, but maybe you need some extra attention. After all, you're STILL HERE!!! You might like the purple shirt with the green lettering.

Far be it from me to judge someone for making money off someone else's mistake, but I think these shirts are awesome! I wish I had thought of it. Anyway, the shirts actually support a good cause. These kids: http://www.sunshineacres.org/ didn't get raptured, and need a nice place to eat their lunches. A portion of the proceeds from the sales of these shirts will go to build them a sheltered area outdoors for bug-free, sun-protected summer dining.

In all, a fun way to remember another blunder, and help out some needy kids in the process. I only hope they add some more sizes and colors and types of shirts. It'd really suck to spend my survival in 90 degree plus weather in a black tee, just hoping for my survival tank top.